The Waitress tells Dee that she put the wrong ticket on one of the tables. Later, The Waitress calls Dee into her office. The Waitress, against her better judgment, offers Charlie a job as an "assistant sanitation intern". Charlie comes in, asking if he can get a job there too. The Waitress begins to train Dee on her new job, as a waitress, but Dee seems uninterested in doing her actual duties, and drinks beer the entire time.
Mac is surprised that he is gay "because you're so big and tough", and Dennis then launches into a bizarre (and incredibly inaccurate) description of the dynamics of gay male relationships, saying that the executive is obviously a " bear" (he's not), and after a rather lengthy digression on " power bottoms", the executive walks out.
The executive seems bored, and reveals that he is gay. With Charlie out, Frank says that they should try to woo the executive to resuscitate the deal.
("Bro, you gave me a shitload of shares for half a sandwich.") They realize that Charlie has absolutely no shares in Paddy's Pub now, so they tell him he's out and should go get a job. The blame seems to be mostly falling on Charlie, for bringing up the most ridiculous demands When Mac reveals that Charlie sold him half of his shares in the bar, Dennis reveals that Charlie has also sold him a lot of his shares as well. The executive becomes annoyed by their demands and says he is withdrawing the offer.Īfter the meeting, they start arguing about who's to blame for the deal falling through. They demand things like a plaque in their honor, a statue resembling the famous Iwo Jima photograph with their faces instead, that they be given the right to blow up the bar, and a helicopter fly-by. Their terms turn out to be - well, "unreasonable" might be a bit too mild of a term, and something like "insane" might work better. The rest of the Gang, now including Frank, goes back to the executive saying they have "terms" for the sale. Dee asks her if she can get her a job, and leaves it to The Waitress to fill out the blank application form for her. The Waitress tells Dee that she's started working there because a Starbucks has moved in across the street from the coffee shop where she works (Dee's reaction, with her usual level of concern for others, is "I love Starbucks!"). Dee is in luck, though, as The Waitress comes up to her, saying that she now works there as a manager. She gets an application, but the uninterested maitre d' shows her that the stack of applications is quite thick. They leave to go continue negotiations with the executive, leaving Dee behind, answering her question "What am I supposed to do?" with "Don't give a shit!"ĭee goes to an Oldies Rock Cafe to apply for a job. Frank continues to refuse to sell, but like the others, when he sees the offer, he immediately changes his position to "Let's sell this piece of shit bar!" Frank says, though, that they need to let the executive "woo" them to get a bit more money out of them.
Dee joins in in urging him to sell, but she is informed that she owns no shares in the bar, so she will get nothing from the sale. Charlie, Mac, and Dennis state "Paddy's Pub can't be bought" - but when the executive shows them how much he'll pay, they immediately change their mind.īack at the bar, Frank says he refuses to sell. He regains his composure, and he tells the guys that his company, a restaurant chain, thinks Paddy's Pub's location would be the perfect spot for an "Oldies Rock Cafe". We then see that the "corporate drone" has been there the whole time, apparently completely nonplussed by what he's heard. Mac calls an end to the arguing and says that he wants to get their meeting with a "corporate drone" over with as quickly as possible. Charlie proposes that if they don't have helipads, then perhaps they have secret tunnels under the buildings. Mac argues that there's always a "fat cat" who needs to make a quick escape. Meanwhile, Dee quits her job at Paddy's (again) and pressures The Waitress to get her a job at a TGIFriday's-style restaurant.Ĭharlie, Mac, and Dennis are sitting in what appears to be an executive's office, engaged in their usual habit of enlightened intellectual discourse: in this case, they're arguing if there are helipads on the roofs of the office buildings around them. The gang tries to persuade a restaurant chain to buy their pub.